Nepo Baby And Larsa Pippen's Ex, Marcus Jordan Caught Snorting White Substance With Breakfast
PHOTO: Bravo
Someone's having a brat summer!
Marcus Jordan was spotted snorting a "white substance" on the terrace of a boujee hotel in the south of France. Everyone is speculating that the powder in question was cocaine but let's give the guy the benefit of the doubt, maybe it was ketamine?
The haters are gonna hate but this seems like a great way to start your morning. Who doesn't want to be in the south of France snorting coke over their morning watermelon?
Marcus is a professional NBA player and the son of a billionaire, I'd be deeply concerned if he wasn't spending his summer in Europe doing drugs. Anyone who is judging him for these photos is a jealous hater who needs to analyse their own life because the only thing he's hurting in this situation is his central nervous system.
The photos of Jordan engaging in booger sugar were taken while he ate breakfast with his new girlfriend. That's right, Larsa Pippen's ex-boyfriend and Michael Jordan's son has spent the last week galavanting around St. Tropez and the surrounding areas with his alleged new boo Ashley Stevenson, and the two have not been shy about their relationship on social media.
Over the last few days, the pair have flaunted countless photos of their PDA-filled relationship all over their Instagram stories. Don't worry, I've done the Instagram stalking so you don't have to.
Ashley appears to be a wannabe influencer from Orlando, Florida with around 5,500 followers on Instagram and a Bachelor of Science in nutrition and dietetics from the University of North Florida. I wonder what the "nutritionist" thinks of her boyfriend's septum-destroying habit.
The nutritionist turned influencer seems to be a clone of Marcus' ex Larsa but who doesn't these days? Every girl with an Instagram account and a credit card has massive lips, enormous boobs and a huge ass - so Ashley is no exception.
Larsa's replacement's Instagram feed consists solely of bikini pics with terribly wavy photoshop lines. Pro tip: if the ground around your ass is moving it's probably a sign you should get a better Photoshop app.
In case you've been living under a rock the size of Larsa's butt, The Real Housewives of Miami star and the NBA player previously dated on and off for two years which famously caused controversy considering Larsa's ex-husband Scottie Pippen played basketball with Marcus' dad Michael Jordan.
Adriana DeMoura is definitely turning her orange juice into a mimosa this morning because we all know she'll be trolling Larsa about Marcus' new girlfriend and cocaine use for the entirety of the next season, which is set to start shooting in September.
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