RHOD Recap: Bitch Party
Kameron's pink dog food line is finally coming to life but there is a minor problem. Her dog food is red and not pink so her husband had to pay $10,000 for a whole new batch. This is a first world problem if I've ever seen one!
In the middle of Kameron's dog food colouring crisis, the real business woman in the group D'Andra was hard at work to please her mom. My favourite new housewife of the year tried her little heart out to finally find a product that would finally make Momma Dee proud. However there was an issue with getting the main ingredient for the product which set D'Andra back two weeks. Why do bad things happen to good people? D'Andra must have wanted to launch her product in the season finale but because of the time delays it looks like we won't be seeing her product on the show anytime soon. I really feel for her because she has come this far and now this one little setback is gonna make Momma Dee blow a gasket.
While the two new housewives were working on developing their business, the OG's were all talking about manipulation. Cary and Stephanie sat down to discuss their friendship but the conversation quickly shifted to whether or not Steph has been manipulated by Brandi.
Over at Casa Locken, Brandi delivered LeeAnne a bouquet for her flesh eating bacteria and they started speculating that Cary manipulated Stephanie went Brandi and Steph weren't friends. There is a lot of manipulation talk and I feel like Brandi is going to have a lot to answer to at the reunion. She really has played both sides of the fence and I wouldn't be happy if she was a friend of mine. I think we can all agree that she has done LeeAnne wrong this season. Can I get an amen?
Kameron and Brandi came together after their dildo fight and somewhat talked out their differences. These two girls will never be friends but their beef isn't that deep. They don't really know each other and they are just different kinds of people - nothing wrong with that. Brandi would rather play with sexual chocolate while Kameron would rather go shopping in Hyland Park. However Brandi agreed to behaviour at Kameron's dog food launch party and their feud got wrapped up into a nice little pink bow. For now.
Finally it was the night of Kameron's talked about Sparkle Dog launch party. She finally got the perfect bubble gum shade of pink but because her focus group was scared of pink poo they had to mix in green kibble. All the humans were even eating it so it must be good. The pink dog food looked like a light brown colour so I don't really get the point but good for Kameron. This shows little girls everywhere that if you put your mind to something you can achieve it - if your rich husband pays for the startup cost.
All the ladies arrived with their dogs, so this party was full of bitches. LeeAnne opted out of brining her dogs because if she struggles to behave in public, than her dogs definitely would. Smart girl. After Kameron's dog Louis had his Mariah Carey style entrance the ladies got back to what they do best - fighting. LeeAnne's finance Rich wants Cary and Mark at their engagement party so LeeAnne had to swallow her pride and invite Mark to the party, which was awkward considering she had spilled that Round-Up tea a few weeks earlier. I know that tea sounds crazy but it's too specific to not be true, do you know what I mean? LeeAnne put Mark in a weird position by talking about how his wife lies all time time, but somehow the conversation ended on a good note and LeeAnne invited them to her engagement party.
While LeeAnne was telling Mark that his wife was a liar, Cary had to dispel another rumour about her marriage to Brandi. Last week Brandi dropped the bomb that Cary was the nanny for Mark's children and it did not go over well. Brandi stood by her statement but ended up apologising for the sake of her friendship with Cary. I whole hearted believe that Cary had an affair with Mark. Go back to the season 1 reunion and watch her cry and walk out over the issue - she barely draws a single tear. Mark my words people. Fake tears! After Brandi apologised Cary blamed her actions on LeeAnne, which is what all these girls do, let's be real. They just blame Miss Locken for everything. By the way, LeeAnne if you are reading this please don't change your name when you get married. LeeAnne Locken is an iconic name and it shouldn't be going anywhere.
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