RHOD Recap: Ride Or Die
The Real Housewives of Dallas are giving the OC ladies a run for their money! This season just feels like how a Real Housewives show should feel and I cannot get enough!
This season has just started and there is already heaps of drama! Stephanie is in therapy because of this Brandi drama and I genuinely feel bad. I love these two girls together and I just want to see them mended! While Stephanie was crying in therapy, Brandi and Cary were having lunch to talk about Steph's text. Ugh. The mess. Steph put words into Cary's mouth which she shouldn't of done, it's messy! Brandi also admitted that she was jealous that Cary is now Steph's ride or die, which I mean thats grown to admit. I'm smelling a Brandi and Cary season 3 feud.
I am still trying to warm up to Kameron but I can't. I'm not sure if it's the voice or the pink dog food but I am just not feeling her. I'm getting Dorit Kemsley and Alexis Bellino vibes which aren't the best vibes to be getting. Let's see how I'm feeling about her next week. However I am loving the other newbie D'Andra! She is smart, educated and knows how to do business. I mean she moved back to Dallas 13 years ago because her mom told her she was getting her own company. Damn, 13 years! I LOVE D'Andra so I am really hoping my girl can get that well deserved promotion! I also feel bad about how she's always on egg shells around her mom Dee but I love me some Dee!
Stephanie and Travis are looking for houses and the found an amazing house in Dallas, but there is a pool in the living room. I mean what was the architect even thinking. The rest of the house was amazing but I couldn't get over the pool. They have kids and dogs and what if they have a wild night - a pool in the living room is not a safe way to go! Anyway, Steph made Travis agree that they would make the decision together. Approximately 2.3 seconds after that Travis went and bought the goddamn house! Travis must have some serious coin if he can drop $5 million on the house just like that! Safe to say Stephanie was not happy. Shady boots!
Cary's "wife" Mark was in a fashion competition, which was cute. I was really into the fashions we designed and he seemed so into it which made it a little hard to watch when he lost. I mean I don't know whats worse entering a fashion competition on TV or losing a fashion competition on TV. Damn. At the fashion competition we could see the tiny cracks in Cary and Stephanie's relationship. I love these two girls though and I don't think I could handle another feud over something happening online.
Finally we got to my personal favourite part of the episode, the Hall-O-Ween dog costume contest. LeeAnne was only in about 10 minutes of this episode but it was 10 of the best! LeeAnne crawled into a hot dog costume and slayed. This was iconic, especially when LeeAnne was trying to destroy someone while wearing it. LeeAnne came to the costume contest and was ready to fight. After LeeAnne found out about the text she was pissed as hell at Stephanie and didn't even give Stephanie a second to breath. Steph tried to come out with some kind of reply and LeeAnne just kept firing back. If loving LeeAnne is wrong, I don't don't want to be right! Steph called LeeAnne manipulative and she fired back with "Look in the mirror bitch!" I was gagging! If there is one thing LeeAnne was made for it was reality TV! I love both these girls but LeeAnne Locken wins this fight!
Brandi and Stephanie are agreed to meet and have some kind of talk and I am so ready, I am getting my popcorn and box of tissues ready for next week!
The Real Housewives of Dallas airs Monday at 10/9c on Bravo! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady episode recaps of the most dramatic ladies in Dallas!
