Good Tea

Having sex with Whitney would be like making love to a dead fish with a middle aged lesbian haircut and a Norman Bates kink.

I'm so over this Austen and Madison story I can't even try to get into it and unless she cheated on him with a girl, I never will.

Is Eliza like an actual cast member on this show because I’m already over her.

Where do I even begin with the problem of Trashley Eloise Jacobs, I don't actually know if Eloise is her middle name but I'd imagine it...

It's great to see how far this show has come from its days of revolving around the southern Good Ole Boys Club to a show where feminism...

I feel like the season finale of every season always takes place in the same town hall. Is there only one place to host an event in...

Out of all the crazy, disgusting, disturbing and odd things I've seen in my life, the one thing I've never been more shocked and appalled...

The main plot point in this episode was Kathryn essentially going missing. Seeing the Pussy Power Pack worry about her was almost like...

Kathryn was the original town bike of Charleston. I love her and she's the undisputed star of this southern show but nearly all the male...

Let's start with some good news. Cameran finally had her baby after not being excited about her pregnancy all season long. I should...

I thought Trashley was a clingy, unlikeable, annoying, self-absorbed, dumb bitch last week, but holy fucking shit, after tonight's...

For this year's trip, the gang decided to travel to Hilton Head which sounds like where the Housewives would go on one of their...

For the majority of these recaps I've focused on the girl's Pussy Power Pack so it's only fair I divert my attention to The Creepy Cunt...

While most of the Charmer's have mailbox money and others spend their day riding along cobble-street roads trying to induce labour, a...

After Ronnie Ortiz-Magro delivered us the first half of The Night Of Two Assholes, the second part was brought to us by Thomas Ravenel...