Jun 4, 2019
James Kennedy & Lala Kent Feuding Again After Brief Make Up
Well that didn't last long.
Jun 3, 2019
Brittany Cartwright Slammed By One Of Her Bridesmaids Weeks Before Wedding
There's nothing like some pre-wedding drama.
May 21, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Eeyore Energy
Normally I love Vanderpump Rules but I’m so happy I won’t see these SURvers until December.
May 8, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Beauty Queen
The only thing more depressing than Katie’s overall attitude is how we are seven seasons in and these people are still sitting on barstools
May 8, 2019
Ariana Madix Beefing With John Sessa Over Lisa Vanderpump
Who gave this guy a Twitter account?
May 2, 2019
Shade of the Week: Lisa Vanderpump
I plan on enjoying our sabbatical from Pomeranians, British humour and her saggy 75-year-old tits
May 2, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap: Happy Feet
If Scheana making men go into witness protection is my reason for tuning in then there can’t be a lot more happening.
Apr 30, 2019
Vanderpump Rules: Season 7 Cast Ranked!
Check out our ranking of each cast member's contribution, not likeability, on the show this season.
Apr 30, 2019
Apr 29, 2019
50 Cent Beefing With Lala Kent and Her Fiance Randall Emmett
I'm still so confused.
Apr 25, 2019
Jax Taylor Blames Editing For Looking Like An Asshole
Blaming editing for you acting like an asshole is like a beauty queen blaming air for making her fat.
Apr 24, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Tampa Taylor
Fuck British humour, if you’re a cunt, you’re a cunt and it doesn’t matter if you sound like Harry Potter or not.
Apr 24, 2019
Good Tea Update: All The Juicy Gossip We Missed
For the last two weeks I took a well-needed hiatus to move for the second time in a year and celebrate Easter in the middle of butt fuck...
Apr 4, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Tequila, Tantrums & Titties
The SURvers all took a trip south of the border to cut out the middle man and treat their severe cocaine addictions.
Mar 27, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: BotTom
TomTom is finally open and we can all take a sigh of relief.