May 23, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Anxiety Blowjobs
After the final part of the reunion filled with walk-offs, gaslighting and bizarre pasta shots, I think I'm finally ready to say goodbye...
May 15, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Possum's Prick
The SURvers touched on so many topics during this second part, yet nothing really happened. Everyone stayed in their seats, drank water...
May 9, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: The Scheana Show
This may have been the best season of any reality TV show ever but after six years the SURvers are still being forced to sit on those...
May 8, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
The SURvers reunion fashion is so hard to rank compared to the Housewives because not only is it a mixed cast of boys and girls but all...
May 2, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap: You're Fired
I'm devastated, shocked, confused, upset, hurt and emotionally vulnerable because the best show on television is coming to an end and...
May 1, 2018
Vanderpump Rules: Season 6 Cast Ranked!
Who knew that after six years on television filled with cheating, sex and drunken outbursts that Vanderpump Rules would still have enough...
Apr 25, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Breakup
Jax & Brittany's relationship has been at the centre of all the drama for this entire season of Vanderpump Rules. What started with the...
Apr 18, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Unconscious Uncoupling
The hot topic of this episode was Jax breaking up with Brittany after a season of lying, cheating and manipulation. Yes, other things did...
Apr 11, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jax Attack
The SURvers trip to Mexico came and went faster than a horny Speedy Gonzales. I liked the trip but I kept thinking I was going to get a...
Apr 3, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Tonight we revisited one of the worst and most toxic relationships to ever exist in Vanderpump Rules history: James Kennedy and Kristen...
Mar 27, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Too Much Rob
We picked up with Lala and Stassi still reeling from Jax's shitty behaviour at the end of the previous episode but I think even they are...
Mar 20, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Emotional Terrorist
I'm done with Jax Taylor. He is a disgusting person with zero empathy for anyone else that doesn't deserve any kind of love and...
Mar 14, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jeepers Creepers
This week the women of the group continued on their #MeToo plight. I love it when they stick together but sometimes just because you have...
Mar 6, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Mullet
Lisa Vanderpump's master plan of taking the Toms to Vegas on Sandoval's birthday to look at light fixtures for their new restaurant...
Feb 27, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Fatal Attraction
Everyone except the Witches of WeHo were up in Big Bear and Grandpa Jax, who didn't want to sleep in a twin bed because of his "bad...