Mar 27, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Too Much Rob
We picked up with Lala and Stassi still reeling from Jax's shitty behaviour at the end of the previous episode but I think even they are...
Mar 20, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Emotional Terrorist
I'm done with Jax Taylor. He is a disgusting person with zero empathy for anyone else that doesn't deserve any kind of love and...
Mar 14, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jeepers Creepers
This week the women of the group continued on their #MeToo plight. I love it when they stick together but sometimes just because you have...
Mar 6, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Mullet
Lisa Vanderpump's master plan of taking the Toms to Vegas on Sandoval's birthday to look at light fixtures for their new restaurant...
Feb 27, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Fatal Attraction
Everyone except the Witches of WeHo were up in Big Bear and Grandpa Jax, who didn't want to sleep in a twin bed because of his "bad...
Feb 20, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Big Bear
This week's episode was a little lukewarm, but I can accept that given the amazing season that we have been delivered so far! Basically...
Feb 13, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sluts In A Morgue
This week it's the battle of the birthdays. Stassi and Ariana have the same birthday and are both throwing separate parties, it's giving...
Feb 6, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: No Fat Chicks
At this point Vanderpump Rules has become a glorified soap opera, just with less dramatic stares at the camera. Maybe Lisa Rinna can get...
Jan 30, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Penis Pond
Sherri arrived in LA and shit immediately fell out of Jax's ass. Crazy Kristen's evil plan to fly in Brittany's mom in n order to break...
Jan 23, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Suck A Dick
This episode was another annual instalment of the Pride parade to remind us that Lisa Vanderpump loves gay people. After six years, I...
Jan 16, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: See You Next Tuesday
After Brittany heard the voice recording of Jax & Faith's affair, the drunken southern sweetheart played it on the speaker for the entire...
Jan 10, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Vaginal Self Esteem
I know I praise this show every week, but it just keeps getting better. Vanderpump Rules is literally my favourite show on TV right now...
Jan 2, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Cheaters
Vanderpump Rules is my drug and I am so fucking addicted. It is literally my favourite show on television right now and it is definitely...
Dec 19, 2017
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Witches of WeHo
It was kind of ironic that this episode started with the two year anniversary of Jax and Brittany's relationship only 5 days after the...
Dec 12, 2017
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Southern Discomfort
Scheana's birthday drama was still in full affect when this episode picked up. Jax continued to deny being unFAITHful to Brittany (I...
