Jun 30, 2018
Jersey Shore Finale Recap: Bye Bitches
We finally got to the end of this shore house chapter and the crew came out mostly unscathed. Ronnie may or may not have had his penis in...
Jun 23, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Mrs Situation
We all know what this episode is about: The Situation finally proposing to his girlfriend to show the judge, American judicial system and...
Jun 16, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Guadagnino Invasion
The time finally came for the Guadagnino's to invade Miami once again with Paola's Mary Poppins bag full of Italian sausage, bread,...
Jun 9, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Staten Island Dump
It finally happened. The Staten Island Dump literally took a Staten Island Dump. After she was officially dismissed from the Jersey Shore...
Jun 1, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Same Bitch, Different Face
We started off with last week's cliffhanger which showed Angelina smugly sitting at the table while the three girls watched in horror as...
May 26, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: The Dump Is Back
Angelina Pivarnick is the Danielle Staub of Jersey Shore and the similarities are uncanny. The two were both villains for the first two...
May 18, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Guido Bachelor
Although Mike, Vinny and Pauly claim to be the MVP's of the show, Jenni "JWOWW" Farley is the real cast member who's deserving of that...
May 11, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Sloppy Joes
After the tease of Ron's pregnant girlfriend entering the shore house following their online beef earlier that week, I was almost having...
May 5, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Meatball Rolling
Thursday is the night of two assholes: Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Thomas Ravenel. Both men have been embroiled in a scandal this week,...
May 3, 2018
Jersey Shore Cast Speak Out About Ronnie Ortiz-Magro's Messy Situation
The Guidos are sticking together!
Apr 28, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Ronjob
When MTV announced the Jersey Shore cast would be returning to our screens I expected them to come back as grownups, not fight and be...
Apr 22, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Guido Tristan Thompson
Snooki's battle with Vinny & JWOWW was still raging on when the episode began and the little Meatball was packing to leave the house....
Apr 13, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Shit Storm
In this episode we dealt with serious and compelling issues such as: the various ways to describe ejaculation, Ron's disgusting shit...
Apr 7, 2018
Jersey Shore Premiere Recap: Weekend At Sammi's
When the guidos and guidettes first washed up on the jersey shore in 2009 they were instantly controversial. The overly tanned fist...