Mar 7, 2019
RHOBH Recap: Pump Patterns
Only four episodes in and everybody is already over Vanderpump's antics
Feb 28, 2019
RHOBH Recap: Dog Shit
As a nice backdrop to the constant dog shit being stirred amongst the group, the ladies took a trip to the Bahamas.
Feb 21, 2019
RHOBH Recap: Desperate Housewives
Hearing Lisa Rinna utter Nicollette's name brought be more joy than the entire last season.
Feb 14, 2019
RHOBH Premiere Recap: Bitch Fight
Let's get one thing straight, I don't give a fuck about Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards' friendship
Feb 12, 2019
RHOBH Season 9 Taglines Revealed!
These taglines are okay but none of them are snatching my wig.
Dec 21, 2018
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 9 Trailer Is Insane
I guess this is the photo LVP had to be edited into in a "computer-like" way.
Dec 17, 2018
Every Real Housewives Newbie of 2018, Ranked!
By nature, I can never be bothered meeting new Housewives and this year's options made it a whole lot harder.
Oct 6, 2018
Lisa Vanderpump Not Talking To RHOBH Costars Except Denise Richards
Hopefully she leaves the show for good.
Sep 20, 2018
Lisa Vanderpump Feuding With RHOBH Cast
Are you ready for another season of everyone vs LVC?
Aug 31, 2018
Tori Spelling Hires Teddi Mellencamp As Accountability Coach
This is the best tea I've EVER heard!
May 10, 2018
RHOBH Reunion Recap: Petty Mess
I've never been happier about anything more than I've been happy about this tired reunion finally ending. I realise these recaps have...
May 3, 2018
RHOBH Reunion Recap: Gag Order
I'm emotionally and mentally exhausted from this reunion and it's only part two. The thought of sitting through a third instalment makes...
Apr 26, 2018
RHOBH Reunion Recap: Gaslighting
The only thing more tragic than Kyle's outfit is the fact that this is a three-part reunion. I don't understand what constitutes Bravo...
Apr 25, 2018
RHOBH Season 8 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
After sitting through and recapping an extremely boring season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the last thing I want to do is...
Apr 19, 2018
RHOBH Finale Recap: Beverly Bitch
It finally arrived, the final episode of the season and I couldn't be happier. It's no secret that I've been disappointed in the boring...
