Good Tea

Bravo can't take these bitches anywhere.

We've never seen a Housewife celebrate the retirement of her uterus, so this was officially a first for the franchise.

Tamra's bitchy sit down with Shannon at the end of the episode was some of her best work.

Every Housewives franchise has its strengths: Orange County’s is telephone.

Honestly, fuck you, Gina.

Kathy was waiting in the wings for her Housewives audition

Braunwyn runs around like she just swallowed a bottle of Adderall while daydreaming about vagina.

Alexis coming back was like sex with an ex.

I've said it in every OC recap I've ever written and I'll say it again: Vicki Gunvalson is the fucking worst.

The OC is officially back on the map.

Kelly hitting Shannon in the head with a mallet and sending her to hospital was pure comedy and both women deserve an Emmy for their work.