Jan 7, 2021
RHOD Premiere Recap: COVID Controversy
The thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.
Nov 22, 2019
RHOD Recap: Baby Elephants
Eating food from the side of the street that's been sitting in the sun all day is just asking for diarrhea.
Oct 24, 2019
RHOD Recap: Toxic Gilmore Girls
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't put my deceased pets in the freezer?
Oct 24, 2019
Shade of the Week: The Real Housewives of Dallas
This season isn’t necessarily bad, I’m just not invested.
Sep 20, 2019
RHOD Recap: Tragedy Train
LeeAnne's confrontational suicide talk killed the mood faster than Ted Bundy can kill a slutty college girl.
Sep 13, 2019
RHOD Recap: Roast Beef
If D'Andra really wanted a roast, she should've just invited her mother to lunch
Aug 31, 2019
RHOD Season 4 Taglines Revealed!
The Real Housewives of Dallas have a revamped intro and it looks like a dumpster fire.
Dec 14, 2018
RHOD Reunion Recap: Golden Ticket
There was so much packed into and skipped over this episode they could've easily added a third part or at least given us a supersized...
Dec 7, 2018
RHOD Reunion Recap: Disgruntled Florists
This is going to be a short recap because although it was a thoroughly entertaining reunion with lots of content, like many reunions...
Dec 6, 2018
RHOD Season 3 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
There's nothing I love more in life than a cohesive reunion and a nice large side of greasy onions. Whoever designs the set and overall...
Nov 30, 2018
RHOD Finale Recap: Tit For Tat
I've been putting off this recap because I don't want to admit that the Dallas Housewives are actually leaving our screens. Although this...
Nov 29, 2018
The Real Housewives of Dallas: Season 3 Cast Ranked!
This season had a slow start after all the women tried to play it safe by avoiding the drama and being nice to each other's faces,...
Nov 23, 2018
RHOD Recap: CloneGate
Out of all the Housewives "gates" we've had to endure: BookGate, PantyGate, CancerGate and even RapeGate, CloneGate is definitely the...
Nov 16, 2018
RHOD Recap: Wizard Of Copenhagen
Nothing will ever top last weeks' incredible Dallas episode which was one of the best Housewives episodes I have ever seen filled with...
