Good Tea

The thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.

Eating food from the side of the street that's been sitting in the sun all day is just asking for diarrhea.

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't put my deceased pets in the freezer?

This season isn’t necessarily bad, I’m just not invested.

LeeAnne's confrontational suicide talk killed the mood faster than Ted Bundy can kill a slutty college girl.

If D'Andra really wanted a roast, she should've just invited her mother to lunch

Pot, meet kettle.

There was so much packed into and skipped over this episode they could've easily added a third part or at least given us a supersized...

This is going to be a short recap because although it was a thoroughly entertaining reunion with lots of content, like many reunions...

There's nothing I love more in life than a cohesive reunion and a nice large side of greasy onions. Whoever designs the set and overall...

I've been putting off this recap because I don't want to admit that the Dallas Housewives are actually leaving our screens. Although this...

This season had a slow start after all the women tried to play it safe by avoiding the drama and being nice to each other's faces,...

Out of all the Housewives "gates" we've had to endure: BookGate, PantyGate, CancerGate and even RapeGate, CloneGate is definitely the...

Nothing will ever top last weeks' incredible Dallas episode which was one of the best Housewives episodes I have ever seen filled with...