

Jan 23, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Thirst Card
There have been many outrageous events to transpire in Lisa Vanderpump's Sexy Unique Restaurant. From Jax and Laura Leigh fucking in the...


Jan 16, 2019
Stassi Schroder's Mother Blames Her Meltdown On Alcohol & Medication
These are some wise words.


Jan 15, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Mother Fucker
The morning after a Vanderpump rave is always the best part of the party.


Jan 8, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Iced Out
For somebody everybody hates, James Kennedy is getting the most screentime.


Dec 25, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Pooh-TSD
Katie's ultimatum is the only thing on this show dumber than Raquel.


Dec 18, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sisterhood Of The Forearm Tattoos
We began in the middle of James Kennedy's pasta fuelled rage and there's nothing more glorious and at the same time disturbing, than a...


Dec 11, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Good As Gold
Before I dig into the dysfunction of SUR's back alley fighters, let's take a moment to thank the editors and producers at Evolution media...

Dec 4, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Premiere Recap: Neptune's Net
There are few times where I'm as happy as when I hear the orgasmic Vanderpump Rules theme song


Nov 1, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer Is Here And It's Fucking Insane
I'm already obsessed!

Jul 4, 2018
Billie Lee Attacks Vanderpump Rules Costars, Claims She Was Excluded From Event
Don't be fooled, Bille Lee is ecstatic with this because it means more camera time.


May 23, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Anxiety Blowjobs
After the final part of the reunion filled with walk-offs, gaslighting and bizarre pasta shots, I think I'm finally ready to say goodbye...

May 22, 2018
Who The Vanderpump Rules Girls Would Be As Real Housewives
In honour of the final episode of Vanderpump Rules' sixth season, we decided to match it's leading


May 15, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Possum's Prick
The SURvers touched on so many topics during this second part, yet nothing really happened. Everyone stayed in their seats, drank water...


May 9, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: The Scheana Show
This may have been the best season of any reality TV show ever but after six years the SURvers are still being forced to sit on those...


May 8, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
The SURvers reunion fashion is so hard to rank compared to the Housewives because not only is it a mixed cast of boys and girls but all...