Good Tea

Normally I love Vanderpump Rules but I’m so happy I won’t see these SURvers until December.

The only thing more depressing than Katie’s overall attitude is how we are seven seasons in and these people are still sitting on barstools

If Scheana making men go into witness protection is my reason for tuning in then there can’t be a lot more happening.

Check out our ranking of each cast member's contribution, not likeability, on the show this season.

Fuck British humour, if you’re a cunt, you’re a cunt and it doesn’t matter if you sound like Harry Potter or not.

The SURvers all took a trip south of the border to cut out the middle man and treat their severe cocaine addictions.

TomTom is finally open and we can all take a sigh of relief.

This show is literally eating itself alive.

Katie Maloney sucks.

Is Lala's pussy made out of gold?

James Kennedy and his twink brother have definitely played with each other’s pickles.

James Kennedy's mother is a national treasure.

As I previously stated TomTom looks like the inside of a gay clock.

The only airtime Scheana Marie Shay has been given all season was for her cringeworthy Bachelor date and having a competing fake orgasm...