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I gave so little fucks that Bethenny Frankel started to look like a conservative politician in the fuck giving department.

This would've been the PERFECT time for Candiace to bring up Michael wanting to deep throat a big black cock

Michael Darby loves dick more than the Vanderpump Rules cast loves cocaine

Michael may not be completely homosexual but there’s no doubt he would enjoy roasting on a BBC spit

A haircut and some dick won’t change the fact that Robyn is a human yawn.

Fresh from her dramatic walk-off, Karen returned to the stage to continue hashing out the drama. Walk-offs are the worst. Nothing really...

These Maryland cherry blossoms obviously came into the reunion with their rehearsed shade in their pockets and insults ready because they...

This has to be the worst dressed reunion ever.

After an epic season, the finale was pretty lukewarm but at least we have the reunion to still give us a reason to watch. I feel sorry...

Due to The Real Housewives of Potomac's rough etiquette obsessed debut, there has been a stigma around the newer Housewives franchises...

After the ladies French adventure, we are back in Potomac and I'm less than satisfied. The rolling hills and little villages are cute but...