Jul 17, 2018
A Real Housewives Retrospective: The Evolution Of The Franchise
On March 21 2006, the first instalment of the Real Housewives franchise premiered as a quaint show based around the families of women...
Jul 17, 2018
RHOP Recap: Le Miserable Batches
There's so much to talk about - almost too much because these Maryland girls are working for their checks. They may have started low on...
Jul 10, 2018
RHOP Recap: I Cannes Even
The Maryland ladies finally made their way to Cannes which is probably the best Housewives vacation location ever. I like how it's...
Jul 3, 2018
RHOP Recap: Mime After Mime
I hate how Bravo comes us with these fake excuses to go on the cast trips. We all know travelling to an exotic location has become a...
Jun 19, 2018
RHOP Recap: Brown Dick Dump
The climax of Gizelle and her monotone sidekick Robyn arriving at Karen's event planning to cause some drama was slowly crushed when the...
Jun 12, 2018
RHOP Recap: Messy Tricks
While no confrontational drama happened in this episode it was full of seedy, underhanded mess, which some may argue is actually better...
Jun 5, 2018
RHOP Recap: Where's Sherman?
This episode of Potomac dealt with the age-old plot device used in any teen drama on The CW ever: when two of your friends have parties...
May 29, 2018
RHOP Recap: The Filler Episode
This ladies and gentlemen, was what we call the quintessential filler episode, which is an episode of the season filled with all those...
May 22, 2018
RHOP Recap: Alcoholic Propaganda
The ladies are still at their weird Scientology-esque retreat and were shocked by last week's bombshell that The Black Bill Gates had...
May 15, 2018
RHOP Recap: Nemacolin Mess
Never in my 2560+ hours of reality TV viewing have I ever seen a single episode with so much mess. Fine, maybe I have but in recent...
May 8, 2018
RHOP Recap: Hurricane Candiace
These Maryland ladies are bringing it this season and it doesn't look like their shady antics and petty one liners will be slowing down...
May 1, 2018
RHOP Recap: Wigless
I'm not sure what to think of newbie Candiace and her luscious weave. Her peppy attitude and cheerleader vibe is a nice addition to the...
Apr 24, 2018
RHOP Recap: Mommy Issues
I don't know what is more confusing: the fact that Charrisse is still on this show, Robyn's decision to stay with Juan or that Candiace...
Apr 17, 2018
RHOP Recap: Meme Queen
It's official, the Housewives franchise has broken into a new kind of petty low, fighting over memes. Just when the ladies start throwing...
Apr 10, 2018
RHOP Recap: Ding-A-Ling Swing
These Potomac ladies are really giving the Beverly Hills women a run for their money, and we know that they have a lot of that. How did...
