May 10, 2022
RHOA Recap: Drop It Like Drew
Ralph Pittman Jr. is the fucking worst. Well, not the worst because there's a long list of House Husbands past and present who suck more...
May 5, 2022
Shade of the Week: Jackie Goldschneider's Demotion
This season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey hasn't even finished airing yet and rumours are already swirling that Jackie Goldschneider
May 4, 2022
RHOA Premiere Recap: Back To Basics
In recent years Bravo’s casting department have made more mistakes than Lindsay Lohan but they finally got it right.
Apr 21, 2022
Shade of the Week: Ashley & Michael Darby
Do you want to know the best part of this divorce? We will NEVER, EVER be subjected to another Michael and Ashley sex scene again.
Apr 14, 2022
The Real Housewives of Orange County: Season 16 Cast Ranked!
After last year's pandemic affected season Bravo tried to course correct by bringing back Heather and her hotel of a home.
Dec 3, 2021
RHOC Premiere Recap: Raise Your Champs
After five long years of bad cast shakeups, boring newbies and a shit tonne of fake designer clothes, Heather “Fancy Pants” Dubrow is...
May 12, 2021
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Season 13 Cast Ranked!
While it wasn't the Atlanta ladies' worst season it was definitely a far cry from their flawless glory days
Jan 14, 2021
The Real Housewives of Orange County: Season 15 Cast Ranked!
This season of The Real Housewives of Orange County had all the odds stacked against it.
Jan 8, 2021
RHOSLC Recap: Golf Rage
Jen Shah may be doing the most for the Bravo cameras, but at least she's giving us the craziness all Bravoholics are addicted to.
Jan 8, 2021
RHOC Recap: CultVid-19
Elizabeth Vargas revealing she was raised in a cult is literally the serve of the century.
Jan 7, 2021
RHOD Premiere Recap: COVID Controversy
The thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.
Jan 5, 2021
RHOA Recap: Fourth Wall Down
Everybody welcome back to Good Tea's first recap of 2021 and the first piece of writing I've published in about three months.
Oct 19, 2020
Shannon Beador Reacts To David Beador's Upcoming Baby & Claims He Refuses To Coparent With Her
Plates are about to be thrown in the OC.
Oct 19, 2020
Michael Darby Caught Grabbing Crew Member's Ass During Resurfaced RHOP Season One Footage
I can't believe this was in front of our eyes the entire time.
Oct 18, 2020
Braunwyn Windham-Burke Reveals How Her Sobriety Caused Drama On RHOC
Who knew a sober Housewife could cause even more drama than a drunk one?
