

Dec 14, 2018
Jersey Shore Finale Recap: Fuck Cancer
This episode began the same way the previous one ended, JWOWW throwing water on Angelina's Staten Island stripper nemesis like a wet dog


Dec 7, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Douche Canoe
When the main theme of a show that originally revolved around drinking, tanning and having meaningless sex with strangers now features...


Dec 1, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Pound Cake
Out of respect for everybody's favourite GTL fanatics and in honour of Jerzdays, I decided to get drunk and fell asleep before I could...


Nov 17, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Guido Mood Ring
Somehow Angelina and Vinny are still hate fuck fighting.


Nov 10, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Nuclear Fusion
Vinny officially is the first cast member to join the #MeToo movement


Nov 3, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: A Star Is Reborn
My usual Jersey Shore recapper, the hilarious Danielle Levy, has moved onto bigger and better things. In other words, she's getting coin...


Oct 26, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Stranded On Boner Island
We’re back with part 2 of Pauly’s birthday celebration episode in Atlantic City and, while the group awaits Jen’s frightening arrival, they


Oct 20, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Oh Yeah, Atlantic City, Yeah!!
Before the cast reunites in AC for the annual debauchery that is Pauly/Mike’s birthday, the episode begins with Deener and Chris’ little tur


Oct 19, 2018
Who The Shahs Of Sunset Would Be On Jersey Shore
They are basically just the Persian version of those GTL fanatics with their intense drinking skills and epic fighting ways


Oct 12, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Hello Seaside
Just when you thought this show was over and had exhausted just about everything, the group heads back to Seaside to spend one last night in


Sep 14, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Headlock Hookers
Angelina’s "bombshell" arrival continues from last week’s episode and, as mentioned in last week’s recap, the cast just pretends n


Sep 7, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Saving Baby Meatball
We start off episode 4 with (eye roll) Jen in her “The Struggle is Real” tank top at the tail end of a real-life meltdown.


Aug 31, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Fuckery 101
We resume with Ron finally opening up to his roommates about his tumultuous relationship with Jen and why he’s been behaving like Puerto Ri




Jun 30, 2018
Jersey Shore Finale Recap: Bye Bitches
We finally got to the end of this shore house chapter and the crew came out mostly unscathed. Ronnie may or may not have had his penis in...