

End of an Era: RIP The Real Housewives of New Jersey
The season (series?) finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey aired on Sunday night and it's the last time we'll ever see these women sha
Aug 12, 2024


RHONJ Premiere Recap: Raw As A Cucumber
Jersey is back and while it hasn't been my favourite franchise in recent years, this season shows promise. The show's main storyline is...
Feb 11, 2023


RHONJ Recap: Shore Slores
I am in such a cunty/ shit-talking mood, which is quietly frankly, the only mood to be in when writing a Housewives recap.
Feb 22, 2020


RHONJ Recap: Cheaters
The Jersey Shore is America’s cesspit where fake tan, hairspray, and inflated Italian egos go to die.
Feb 15, 2020

RHONJ Season 10 Reunion Tea
It seems like this reunion will be very different from what we're used to..
Feb 4, 2020


Good Tea 2020 Update: All The Juicy Gossip We Missed
It would be more disgraceful than Ramona's people skills if I didn't give my hot takes on all the juicy gossip we missed.
Feb 1, 2020


RHONJ Recap: Jersey 4-0
Melissa Gorga not wanting her cast members to fight at her party is like going to the zoo and trying not to see a monkey.
Nov 22, 2019


Ramona Singer & Margaret Josephs Got Into Fight During BravoCon
It wouldn't be a Bravo event if the Singer Stinger wasn't an asshole to someone.
Nov 19, 2019


RHONJ Recap: Beverly Thrills
Reality television is full of broken, evil people, however, nobody compares to Danielle Staub.
Nov 14, 2019


RHONJ Premiere Recap: ICE ICE Baby
Accountability is a more foreign concept to Teresa than the English language
Nov 9, 2019


RHONJ Season 10 Taglines Revealed!
They're not even bad, they're just boring, which is 1000x worse.
Oct 24, 2019


Jacqueline Laurita Calls Danielle Staub A Hypocrite For Pulling Margaret Josephs' Hair
I love some old school receipts.
Oct 8, 2019


The RHONJ Season 10 Trailer Is Here!
New Jersey is the home of weave pulls, glass throwing and deliciously trashy fights.
Sep 27, 2019


Apr 29, 2019


RHONJ Reunion Recap: Pornhub Princess
Are we going to pretend Danielle wasn't a prostitute?
Mar 7, 2019