Mar 15, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Pretend Amnesia
The episode started and I was confused as fuck. I didn't know if I missed the beginning, or if the editors forgot to put in the...
Mar 14, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jeepers Creepers
This week the women of the group continued on their #MeToo plight. I love it when they stick together but sometimes just because you have...
Mar 8, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Stripper At Heart
NOTHING HAPPENED THIS WEEK! NOTHING! I wish this was just a fluke but this entire season has been tired and boring. Not even Lisa Rinna...
Mar 6, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Mullet
Lisa Vanderpump's master plan of taking the Toms to Vegas on Sandoval's birthday to look at light fixtures for their new restaurant...
Mar 1, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Threesomes Don't Work
Saint Camille's daughter walked in a NYFW show on a military ship which the whole cast attended however the fashion show was overshadowed...
Feb 27, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Fatal Attraction
Everyone except the Witches of WeHo were up in Big Bear and Grandpa Jax, who didn't want to sleep in a twin bed because of his "bad...
Feb 22, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Baby Doll Hooker
This entire episode was the result of a very confusing game of telephone that was all orchestrated by Dorito Kemsley. From reading my...
Feb 20, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Big Bear
This week's episode was a little lukewarm, but I can accept that given the amazing season that we have been delivered so far! Basically...
Feb 15, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Champagne Problems
We're still in Teddi's beach house dudes! We find out that Erika decided to stay at a nearby hotel with her assistant because of her...
Feb 13, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sluts In A Morgue
This week it's the battle of the birthdays. Stassi and Ariana have the same birthday and are both throwing separate parties, it's giving...
Feb 8, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Three Competitive Bitches
The drama this season has consisted of tiny, minutiae issues that have been turned into enormous beefs due to the shady telephone games...
Feb 6, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: No Fat Chicks
At this point Vanderpump Rules has become a glorified soap opera, just with less dramatic stares at the camera. Maybe Lisa Rinna can get...
Jan 31, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Petty Woman
Kyle and Erika went shopping at the store that Julia Roberts got kicked out of in Pretty Woman but these two rich bitches managed to keep...
Jan 30, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Penis Pond
Sherri arrived in LA and shit immediately fell out of Jax's ass. Crazy Kristen's evil plan to fly in Brittany's mom in n order to break...
Jan 24, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Circle Jerk
We kicked this episode off with LVP and Ken killing two birds with one stone: advertising Vanderpump Dogs while refuting their new...
