May 21, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Eeyore Energy
Normally I love Vanderpump Rules but I’m so happy I won’t see these SURvers until December.
May 8, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Beauty Queen
The only thing more depressing than Katie’s overall attitude is how we are seven seasons in and these people are still sitting on barstools
May 8, 2019
Ariana Madix Beefing With John Sessa Over Lisa Vanderpump
Who gave this guy a Twitter account?
May 2, 2019
Shade of the Week: Lisa Vanderpump
I plan on enjoying our sabbatical from Pomeranians, British humour and her saggy 75-year-old tits
May 2, 2019
RHOBH Recap: Friendshit
12 episodes in and we are still talking about this fucking dog.
May 2, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap: Happy Feet
If Scheana making men go into witness protection is my reason for tuning in then there can’t be a lot more happening.
Apr 26, 2019
RHOBH Recap: British Humour
Everyone knows I love a good joke but the first rule of humour is that it has to be funny
Apr 24, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Tampa Taylor
Fuck British humour, if you’re a cunt, you’re a cunt and it doesn’t matter if you sound like Harry Potter or not.
Apr 4, 2019
RHOBH Recap: Puppy Propaganda
There’s only four things that happened in this episode and they all have to do with dogs.
Apr 4, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Tequila, Tantrums & Titties
The SURvers all took a trip south of the border to cut out the middle man and treat their severe cocaine addictions.
Mar 28, 2019
RHOBH Recap: Winning
In the infamous words of Kim Richards: let's talk about the husband.
Mar 27, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: BotTom
TomTom is finally open and we can all take a sigh of relief.
Mar 18, 2019
Teddi Mellencamp Reveals More John Blizzard Texts
I’m so confused.
