Good Tea

Normally I love Vanderpump Rules but I’m so happy I won’t see these SURvers until December.

The only thing more depressing than Katie’s overall attitude is how we are seven seasons in and these people are still sitting on barstools

I plan on enjoying our sabbatical from Pomeranians, British humour and her saggy 75-year-old tits

12 episodes in and we are still talking about this fucking dog.

If Scheana making men go into witness protection is my reason for tuning in then there can’t be a lot more happening.

Everyone knows I love a good joke but the first rule of humour is that it has to be funny

Fuck British humour, if you’re a cunt, you’re a cunt and it doesn’t matter if you sound like Harry Potter or not.

There’s only four things that happened in this episode and they all have to do with dogs.

The SURvers all took a trip south of the border to cut out the middle man and treat their severe cocaine addictions.

In the infamous words of Kim Richards: let's talk about the husband.

TomTom is finally open and we can all take a sigh of relief.

I'm still so confused?

This show is literally eating itself alive.