Apr 4, 2018
RHOBH Recap: German Mind Fuck
This cast trip sucks more than a sorority girl on spring break. If I have to hear these Beverly Bitches talk about the annoying Lisa...
Mar 29, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Berlin And Bitches
Another week of nothing actually happening. Yay. Seriously this season is B-O-R-I-N-G. I know many of you readers have been giving me...
Mar 22, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Doggy Heaven
What is up with Real Housewives and psychics? In the last year of Housewives, Atlanta has had shady Mbele, OC had a visit from Mystic...
Mar 15, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Pretend Amnesia
The episode started and I was confused as fuck. I didn't know if I missed the beginning, or if the editors forgot to put in the...
Mar 8, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Stripper At Heart
NOTHING HAPPENED THIS WEEK! NOTHING! I wish this was just a fluke but this entire season has been tired and boring. Not even Lisa Rinna...
Mar 1, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Threesomes Don't Work
Saint Camille's daughter walked in a NYFW show on a military ship which the whole cast attended however the fashion show was overshadowed...
Feb 22, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Baby Doll Hooker
This entire episode was the result of a very confusing game of telephone that was all orchestrated by Dorito Kemsley. From reading my...
Feb 15, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Champagne Problems
We're still in Teddi's beach house dudes! We find out that Erika decided to stay at a nearby hotel with her assistant because of her...
Feb 8, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Three Competitive Bitches
The drama this season has consisted of tiny, minutiae issues that have been turned into enormous beefs due to the shady telephone games...
Jan 31, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Petty Woman
Kyle and Erika went shopping at the store that Julia Roberts got kicked out of in Pretty Woman but these two rich bitches managed to keep...
Jan 24, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Circle Jerk
We kicked this episode off with LVP and Ken killing two birds with one stone: advertising Vanderpump Dogs while refuting their new...
Jan 17, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Time Management
This episode had more filler than Lisa Rinna's lips. Vanderpump Rules is so much better than RHOBH this season, so maybe they need to...
Jan 10, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Tokyo Hustle
Erika travelled with Rinna to Tokyo this week and, as per usual, brought her glam squad along to give us some epic fashion moments. For...
Jan 3, 2018
RHOBH Recap: Coneheads
The ladies are all back from their luxurious Vegas weekend, but money bags Kyle has already taken off for the picturesque coastline of...
Dec 29, 2017
RHOBH Recap: Accountability
I'm over Beverly Hills. The show is dead in my opinion. I know it is only the second episode back but I'm bored and I don't have high...
