







Feb 20, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Spaghetti Falling
James Kennedy and his twink brother have definitely played with each other’s pickles.




Feb 6, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It's About TomTom
As I previously stated TomTom looks like the inside of a gay clock.


Jan 30, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Marina Del Gay
The only airtime Scheana Marie Shay has been given all season was for her cringeworthy Bachelor date and having a competing fake orgasm...


Jan 23, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Thirst Card
There have been many outrageous events to transpire in Lisa Vanderpump's Sexy Unique Restaurant. From Jax and Laura Leigh fucking in the...


Jan 15, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Mother Fucker
The morning after a Vanderpump rave is always the best part of the party.


Jan 8, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Iced Out
For somebody everybody hates, James Kennedy is getting the most screentime.


Dec 25, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Pooh-TSD
Katie's ultimatum is the only thing on this show dumber than Raquel.


Dec 18, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sisterhood Of The Forearm Tattoos
We began in the middle of James Kennedy's pasta fuelled rage and there's nothing more glorious and at the same time disturbing, than a...


Dec 11, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Good As Gold
Before I dig into the dysfunction of SUR's back alley fighters, let's take a moment to thank the editors and producers at Evolution media...

Dec 4, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Premiere Recap: Neptune's Net
There are few times where I'm as happy as when I hear the orgasmic Vanderpump Rules theme song


Nov 1, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer Is Here And It's Fucking Insane
I'm already obsessed!