Good Tea

Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.

I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?

Below Deck reunions are at the bottom of the Bravo food chain.

Thank fuck this season is over.

What started as petty conflict, turned into an all-out war between anyone with a penis and a vagina,

Thank fuck Rhylee is back.

The only person having a worse time on this boat than Abbi is Ashton's penis.

I've literally seen elementary school plays more elaborate than this "proposal."

Never trust a woman named after liquor.

Seeing a drunk person struggling to consume air is more confronting than an unsolicited dick pic.

Kevin's role on the show aside from showcasing his Prince William bald spot is obviously to fuck with Kate