Feb 19, 2020
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Thank Ü, Next
Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.
Feb 18, 2020
Kate Chastain Leaving Below Deck After Six Seasons
How could Kate do this to us? Question mark.
Feb 12, 2020
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Interior Code
I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?
Feb 11, 2020
Below Deck Season 7 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
Below Deck reunions are at the bottom of the Bravo food chain.
Feb 4, 2020
Below Deck: Season 7 Cast Ranked!
What started as petty conflict, turned into an all-out war between anyone with a penis and a vagina,
Nov 13, 2019
Below Deck Recap: Ravine Queen
The only person having a worse time on this boat than Abbi is Ashton's penis.
Nov 6, 2019
Below Deck Recap: Texts Of Engagement
I've literally seen elementary school plays more elaborate than this "proposal."
Oct 23, 2019
Kate Chastain Dishes On Her Feud With Hannah Ferrier
BUT NOW SHE SAID IT.
Oct 16, 2019
Below Deck Recap: Thai Vodka
Seeing a drunk person struggling to consume air is more confronting than an unsolicited dick pic.
Oct 9, 2019
Below Deck Premiere Recap: Chef Bald Spot
Kevin's role on the show aside from showcasing his Prince William bald spot is obviously to fuck with Kate
Oct 5, 2019
Aug 27, 2019
The Below Deck Season 7 Trailer Is Here And It Is JUICY
I LITERALLY WET MY PANTS.
