





Vanderpump Rules Recap: Spaghetti Falling
James Kennedy and his twink brother have definitely played with each other’s pickles.
Feb 20, 2019




Vanderpump Rules Recap: It's About TomTom
As I previously stated TomTom looks like the inside of a gay clock.
Feb 6, 2019


Vanderpump Rules Recap: Marina Del Gay
The only airtime Scheana Marie Shay has been given all season was for her cringeworthy Bachelor date and having a competing fake orgasm...
Jan 30, 2019


Vanderpump Rules Recap: Thirst Card
There have been many outrageous events to transpire in Lisa Vanderpump's Sexy Unique Restaurant. From Jax and Laura Leigh fucking in the...
Jan 23, 2019


Vanderpump Rules Recap: Mother Fucker
The morning after a Vanderpump rave is always the best part of the party.
Jan 15, 2019


Lindsay Lohan Says Jax Taylor Lied About Having Sex With Her
Is anyone surprised?
Jan 11, 2019


Vanderpump Rules Recap: Iced Out
For somebody everybody hates, James Kennedy is getting the most screentime.
Jan 8, 2019


Vanderpump Rules Recap: Pooh-TSD
Katie's ultimatum is the only thing on this show dumber than Raquel.
Dec 25, 2018


Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sisterhood Of The Forearm Tattoos
We began in the middle of James Kennedy's pasta fuelled rage and there's nothing more glorious and at the same time disturbing, than a...
Dec 18, 2018


Vanderpump Rules Recap: Good As Gold
Before I dig into the dysfunction of SUR's back alley fighters, let's take a moment to thank the editors and producers at Evolution media...
Dec 11, 2018

Vanderpump Rules Premiere Recap: Neptune's Net
There are few times where I'm as happy as when I hear the orgasmic Vanderpump Rules theme song
Dec 4, 2018


Nov 28, 2018