

Apr 18, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Unconscious Uncoupling
The hot topic of this episode was Jax breaking up with Brittany after a season of lying, cheating and manipulation. Yes, other things did...


Apr 11, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jax Attack
The SURvers trip to Mexico came and went faster than a horny Speedy Gonzales. I liked the trip but I kept thinking I was going to get a...


Apr 3, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Tonight we revisited one of the worst and most toxic relationships to ever exist in Vanderpump Rules history: James Kennedy and Kristen...


Mar 27, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Too Much Rob
We picked up with Lala and Stassi still reeling from Jax's shitty behaviour at the end of the previous episode but I think even they are...


Mar 20, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Emotional Terrorist
I'm done with Jax Taylor. He is a disgusting person with zero empathy for anyone else that doesn't deserve any kind of love and...


Mar 14, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jeepers Creepers
This week the women of the group continued on their #MeToo plight. I love it when they stick together but sometimes just because you have...


Mar 6, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Mullet
Lisa Vanderpump's master plan of taking the Toms to Vegas on Sandoval's birthday to look at light fixtures for their new restaurant...


Feb 27, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Fatal Attraction
Everyone except the Witches of WeHo were up in Big Bear and Grandpa Jax, who didn't want to sleep in a twin bed because of his "bad...


Feb 20, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Big Bear
This week's episode was a little lukewarm, but I can accept that given the amazing season that we have been delivered so far! Basically...


Feb 13, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sluts In A Morgue
This week it's the battle of the birthdays. Stassi and Ariana have the same birthday and are both throwing separate parties, it's giving...


Feb 8, 2018
Faith Stowers Dishes On Recording Her Hookup With Jax Taylor
This is one thirsty bitch. First you fuck your friends boyfriend for a place on a reality show and now your talking to Entertainment...


Feb 6, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: No Fat Chicks
At this point Vanderpump Rules has become a glorified soap opera, just with less dramatic stares at the camera. Maybe Lisa Rinna can get...

Feb 2, 2018
James Kennedy's Rumoured Gay Boyfriend Is Claiming He Broke His Nose
It looks like DJ James Kennedy and his rumoured gay boo Logan Noh had a lovers quarrel last night in WeHo.


Jan 30, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Penis Pond
Sherri arrived in LA and shit immediately fell out of Jax's ass. Crazy Kristen's evil plan to fly in Brittany's mom in n order to break...


Jan 23, 2018
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Suck A Dick
This episode was another annual instalment of the Pride parade to remind us that Lisa Vanderpump loves gay people. After six years, I...