Feb 21, 2019
RHONJ Season 9 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
This is the first time in nine seasons were a New Jersey reunion can be described as regal.
Feb 15, 2019
RHONJ Finale Recap: Red Wedding
Margaret Josephs is a fucking legend. Enough said.
Feb 14, 2019
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 9 Cast Ranked!
Bravo has finally found Jersey's secret sauce which tastes like pasta, red wine and betrayal.
Feb 8, 2019
RHONJ Recap: Mexicoma
Creating a shiv like this is Orange Is The New Black is next level fucked up.
Jan 25, 2019
RHONJ Recap: Monkey Business
Let's all rejoice at the fact that Teresa Giudice can get drunk and eat food with flavour once more.
Jan 20, 2019
RHONJ Season 9 Reunion Tea
It's gonna be good.
Jan 18, 2019
RHONJ Recap: Little Women
When a Housewives episode begins with day drinking, you know it's going to go downhill faster than a fat kid eating cake, in the best wa
Jan 11, 2019
RHONJ Recap: Turkish Delight
Jennifer is off to Turkey and my brain is off to sleep.
Dec 20, 2018
RHONJ Recap: Bitch Of Bimini
The producers wasted no time by kicking this episode off with a bang and by bang I mean Margaret's brunch.
Dec 17, 2018
Every Real Housewives Newbie of 2018, Ranked!
By nature, I can never be bothered meeting new Housewives and this year's options made it a whole lot harder.
Dec 13, 2018
RHONJ Recap: King Cock
When a Housewives episode starts with the ladies looking at a King Cock dildo you know it's going to be a good episode.
Dec 7, 2018
RHONJ Recap: McMansions
The main source of drama amongst the group is the ancient Gorga/Giudice feud being defrosted for the umpteenth time while Danielle Staub...
Nov 29, 2018
RHONJ Recap: Sixteen Bathrooms
Teresa and Melissa made up following their annoying fight which left the entire group in high spirits.
Nov 22, 2018
RHONJ Recap: OklaHOEma
Housewives trips to the country are always the worst because we have to hear six women and their hair extensions act like high...