Aug 12
End of an Era: RIP The Real Housewives of New Jersey
The season (series?) finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey aired on Sunday night and it's the last time we'll ever see these women sha
Feb 11, 2023
RHONJ Premiere Recap: Raw As A Cucumber
Jersey is back and while it hasn't been my favourite franchise in recent years, this season shows promise. The show's main storyline is...
May 5, 2022
Shade of the Week: Jackie Goldschneider's Demotion
This season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey hasn't even finished airing yet and rumours are already swirling that Jackie Goldschneider
Oct 17, 2020
Teresa Giudice & Jackie Goldschneider Feuding Over Cheating Rumors On RHONJ Season 11
These two are obviously not meant to be friends...
Feb 22, 2020
RHONJ Recap: Shore Slores
I am in such a cunty/ shit-talking mood, which is quietly frankly, the only mood to be in when writing a Housewives recap.
Feb 15, 2020
RHONJ Recap: Cheaters
The Jersey Shore is America’s cesspit where fake tan, hairspray, and inflated Italian egos go to die.
Feb 4, 2020
RHONJ Season 10 Reunion Tea
It seems like this reunion will be very different from what we're used to..
Nov 22, 2019
RHONJ Recap: Jersey 4-0
Melissa Gorga not wanting her cast members to fight at her party is like going to the zoo and trying not to see a monkey.
Nov 14, 2019
RHONJ Recap: Beverly Thrills
Reality television is full of broken, evil people, however, nobody compares to Danielle Staub.
Nov 9, 2019
RHONJ Premiere Recap: ICE ICE Baby
Accountability is a more foreign concept to Teresa than the English language
Oct 24, 2019
RHONJ Season 10 Taglines Revealed!
They're not even bad, they're just boring, which is 1000x worse.
Sep 27, 2019
The RHONJ Season 10 Trailer Is Here!
New Jersey is the home of weave pulls, glass throwing and deliciously trashy fights.
Mar 7, 2019
RHONJ Reunion Recap: Pornhub Princess
Are we going to pretend Danielle wasn't a prostitute?
Mar 1, 2019
RHONJ Reunion Recap: Groundhog's Day
This second reunion part was lukewarm at best.
Feb 22, 2019
RHONJ Reunion Recap: Tre Thrower
You always know a reunion will be good when the day starts off with Andy asking how many times a week the ladies have sex and if you're...
