Good Tea

Yes, this recap is more late than Porsha's period, however, what I lack in punctuality I make up in snark and shade.

When did this show become so sad?

Full disclosure, I was setting up my new iPhone while watching this episode #multitasking.

NeNe's pot runneth the fuck over.

Even in Japan, the ladies found a way to be boring.

Just as the second half of all "to be continued" episodes, this one was a total flop and the big fight we all tuned in to see was

I missed last week's recap because I was away on a New Years getaway, but after watching that episode not much happened besides Mama...

Merry Christmas Bitches!

I don't know how much more of boring ATL drama I can tolerate anymore. Enough is enough.

By nature, I can never be bothered meeting new Housewives and this year's options made it a whole lot harder.

There's nothing I'm connecting or clinging to this season. Not one thing. I can't find anything semi-interesting or appealing in a show...

I feel bad because I want to give you guys new and juicy content but I just don't care.

Bravo is trying to make Eva Marcille happen and like fetch, it's never going to happen.

When the Atlanta Housewives are good, they're great but when they're bad it's like watching ships passing in the night but with a couple...