Good Tea

Kathy was waiting in the wings for her Housewives audition

Braunwyn runs around like she just swallowed a bottle of Adderall while daydreaming about vagina.

Alexis coming back was like sex with an ex.

I've said it in every OC recap I've ever written and I'll say it again: Vicki Gunvalson is the fucking worst.

The OC is officially back on the map.

Kelly hitting Shannon in the head with a mallet and sending her to hospital was pure comedy and both women deserve an Emmy for their work.

Vicki saying she doesn't like conflict is like Charlie Sheen saying he doesn't like doing blow from a hooker's tits.

RUN EMILY RUN!

This our second episode in a row without Vicki Gunvalson and I don’t miss her at all.

This entire Train Gate situation feels dirtier than a prostitutes vagina.