Dec 14, 2018
Jersey Shore Finale Recap: Fuck Cancer
This episode began the same way the previous one ended, JWOWW throwing water on Angelina's Staten Island stripper nemesis like a wet dog
Dec 7, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Douche Canoe
When the main theme of a show that originally revolved around drinking, tanning and having meaningless sex with strangers now features...
Dec 1, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Pound Cake
Out of respect for everybody's favourite GTL fanatics and in honour of Jerzdays, I decided to get drunk and fell asleep before I could...
Nov 17, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Guido Mood Ring
Somehow Angelina and Vinny are still hate fuck fighting.
Nov 10, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Nuclear Fusion
Vinny officially is the first cast member to join the #MeToo movement
Nov 3, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: A Star Is Reborn
My usual Jersey Shore recapper, the hilarious Danielle Levy, has moved onto bigger and better things. In other words, she's getting coin...
Oct 19, 2018
Who The Shahs Of Sunset Would Be On Jersey Shore
They are basically just the Persian version of those GTL fanatics with their intense drinking skills and epic fighting ways
Aug 31, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Fuckery 101
We resume with Ron finally opening up to his roommates about his tumultuous relationship with Jen and why he’s been behaving like Puerto Ri
Jul 3, 2018
Deena Nicole Cortese Is Pregnant
Another shore baby!
Jun 30, 2018
Jersey Shore Finale Recap: Bye Bitches
We finally got to the end of this shore house chapter and the crew came out mostly unscathed. Ronnie may or may not have had his penis in...
Jun 23, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Mrs Situation
We all know what this episode is about: The Situation finally proposing to his girlfriend to show the judge, American judicial system and...
Jun 16, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Guadagnino Invasion
The time finally came for the Guadagnino's to invade Miami once again with Paola's Mary Poppins bag full of Italian sausage, bread,...
Jun 9, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Staten Island Dump
It finally happened. The Staten Island Dump literally took a Staten Island Dump. After she was officially dismissed from the Jersey Shore...
Jun 1, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Same Bitch, Different Face
We started off with last week's cliffhanger which showed Angelina smugly sitting at the table while the three girls watched in horror as...
