Jan 9, 2021
Southern Charm Recap: Shut The Fuck Up
I just wanted everyone to shut the fuck up so I could make some bacon, put on an eye mask, and watch a vintage Vanderpump Rules marathon.
Aug 30, 2019
Southern Charm Reunion Recap: Clap Gate
We have seen many "gates" over the years on Bravo shows but this one definitely takes the cake.
Jun 7, 2019
Southern Charm Recap: Into The Woods
Having sex with Whitney would be like making love to a dead fish with a middle aged lesbian haircut and a Norman Bates kink.
May 31, 2019
Danni Baird Leaks Madison LeCroy's DM Sent To Her Boyfriend
THIS IS SOME TEA.
May 31, 2019
Southern Charm Recap: Dirty Madison
I'm so over this Austen and Madison story I can't even try to get into it and unless she cheated on him with a girl, I never will.
May 25, 2019
Southern Charm Recap: Cheaters
Is Eliza like an actual cast member on this show because I’m already over her.
Jul 28, 2018
Southern Charm Reunion Recap: How To Solve A Problem Like Trashley
Where do I even begin with the problem of Trashley Eloise Jacobs, I don't actually know if Eloise is her middle name but I'd imagine it...
Jul 21, 2018
Southern Charm Reunion Recap: The Lying Game
It's great to see how far this show has come from its days of revolving around the southern Good Ole Boys Club to a show where feminism...
Jul 13, 2018
Southern Charm Finale Recap: Escorts "R" Us
I feel like the season finale of every season always takes place in the same town hall. Is there only one place to host an event in...
Jun 29, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Marco Polo
Out of all the crazy, disgusting, disturbing and odd things I've seen in my life, the one thing I've never been more shocked and appalled...
Jun 22, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Girl Bye
The main plot point in this episode was Kathryn essentially going missing. Seeing the Pussy Power Pack worry about her was almost like...
Jun 16, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Groundhog Day
Kathryn was the original town bike of Charleston. I love her and she's the undisputed star of this southern show but nearly all the male...
Jun 9, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Stockholm Syndrome
Let's start with some good news. Cameran finally had her baby after not being excited about her pregnancy all season long. I should...
Jun 1, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: The Trashley Show
I thought Trashley was a clingy, unlikeable, annoying, self-absorbed, dumb bitch last week, but holy fucking shit, after tonight's...
May 26, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Mini Melania
For this year's trip, the gang decided to travel to Hilton Head which sounds like where the Housewives would go on one of their...