Jan 7, 2021
RHOD Premiere Recap: COVID Controversy
The thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.
Nov 22, 2019
RHOD Recap: Baby Elephants
Eating food from the side of the street that's been sitting in the sun all day is just asking for diarrhea.
Oct 24, 2019
RHOD Recap: Toxic Gilmore Girls
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't put my deceased pets in the freezer?
Oct 24, 2019
Shade of the Week: The Real Housewives of Dallas
This season isn’t necessarily bad, I’m just not invested.
Sep 20, 2019
Sep 20, 2019
RHOD Recap: Tragedy Train
LeeAnne's confrontational suicide talk killed the mood faster than Ted Bundy can kill a slutty college girl.
Sep 19, 2019
Shade of the Week: D'Andra Simmons
Dallas' most annoying trust fund baby is the fucking worst.
Sep 13, 2019
RHOD Recap: Roast Beef
If D'Andra really wanted a roast, she should've just invited her mother to lunch
Aug 31, 2019
RHOD Season 4 Taglines Revealed!
The Real Housewives of Dallas have a revamped intro and it looks like a dumpster fire.
Dec 14, 2018
RHOD Reunion Recap: Golden Ticket
There was so much packed into and skipped over this episode they could've easily added a third part or at least given us a supersized...
Dec 13, 2018
Brandi Redmond Claims She Saved LeeAnnne Locken's Job After D'Andra Simmons Tried To Get Her
This conversation reeks of bullshit.
Dec 7, 2018
Kameron Westcott Reveals D'Andra Simmons Text Messages
This blonde means business.
Dec 7, 2018
RHOD Reunion Recap: Disgruntled Florists
This is going to be a short recap because although it was a thoroughly entertaining reunion with lots of content, like many reunions...
Dec 6, 2018
RHOD Season 3 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
There's nothing I love more in life than a cohesive reunion and a nice large side of greasy onions. Whoever designs the set and overall...
