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Bethenny’s explosion was like an emotional ejaculation, and everyone knows once you cum you just want to turn over and go to sleep

This was one of the best Housewives episodes in history.

Ramona Singer is so full of shit she makes a septic tank jealous.

Sonja Morgan is the straw that stirs the drink and the gift that keeps on giving.

At this point everyone is over Luann, except for Luann.

This episode was very Tinsley heavy which is odd considering she’s the Kourtney Kardashian of this franchise.

Who does Luann think she is? Mariah Carey?

As soon as you think you have the upper hand on reality TV the other shoe drops quicker than you can say JOVANI.

Ramona Singer is a monster and watching her in action is like making cookies and getting to lick the bowl.

Words can't describe how thrilled I am with the New York Housewives returning to Bravo.

Bethenny and Carole are still fighting and I remain on #TeamSonjasVagina who we learned is really big tonight. I sympathise with Carole...

I know the Bethenny supporters haven't been happy with my recaps the last view weeks so I'll try and have a more bipartisan approach this...

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: I love reunions but I hate recapping them. By this point of the season, the women have...

Between the phenomenal set and these flawless looks, this may be my favourite reunion ever. The gold and black theme matched well with...