

Captain Sandy Says Captain Lee's "Not Acting His Age" Amid Feud
These two are acting like Housewives, not Captains!
Feb 5, 2023


Below Deck Reunion Recap: Thank Ü, Next
Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.
Feb 19, 2020


Below Deck Reunion Recap: Interior Code
I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?
Feb 12, 2020


Below Deck Season 7 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
Below Deck reunions are at the bottom of the Bravo food chain.
Feb 11, 2020




Below Deck: Season 7 Cast Ranked!
What started as petty conflict, turned into an all-out war between anyone with a penis and a vagina,
Feb 4, 2020




Captain Lee Roasts Ashton Pienaar & Abbi Murphy Over Their Behavior On Below Deck
For an old man, Captain Lee knows his way around Twitter
Nov 14, 2019


Below Deck Recap: Ravine Queen
The only person having a worse time on this boat than Abbi is Ashton's penis.
Nov 12, 2019


Below Deck Recap: Texts Of Engagement
I've literally seen elementary school plays more elaborate than this "proposal."
Nov 5, 2019




Below Deck Recap: Thai Vodka
Seeing a drunk person struggling to consume air is more confronting than an unsolicited dick pic.
Oct 16, 2019


Below Deck Premiere Recap: Chef Bald Spot
Kevin's role on the show aside from showcasing his Prince William bald spot is obviously to fuck with Kate
Oct 9, 2019


Captain Lee Shades Jax Taylor's Aggressive Tweet
This is the weirdest Bravo beef ever.
Aug 28, 2019


The Below Deck Season 7 Trailer Is Here And It Is JUICY
I LITERALLY WET MY PANTS.
Aug 27, 2019