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The producers really just watched Gizelle go on a wild goose chase when they knew were Katie was.

Let's get one thing straight: Ashley Darby is an asshole.

The only thing more gay than Michael Darby would be Elton John being fisted on a Pride float in NYC dressed as Cher.

I gave so little fucks that Bethenny Frankel started to look like a conservative politician in the fuck giving department.

This would've been the PERFECT time for Candiace to bring up Michael wanting to deep throat a big black cock

Michael Darby loves dick more than the Vanderpump Rules cast loves cocaine

Michael may not be completely homosexual but there’s no doubt he would enjoy roasting on a BBC spit

A haircut and some dick won’t change the fact that Robyn is a human yawn.

By nature, I can never be bothered meeting new Housewives and this year's options made it a whole lot harder.

Fresh from her dramatic walk-off, Karen returned to the stage to continue hashing out the drama. Walk-offs are the worst. Nothing really...

These Maryland cherry blossoms obviously came into the reunion with their rehearsed shade in their pockets and insults ready because they...