Sep 3, 2019
RHOP Recap: Trouble In Paradise
The producers really just watched Gizelle go on a wild goose chase when they knew were Katie was.
Jun 19, 2019
RHOP Recap: Taste The Rainbow
The only thing more gay than Michael Darby would be Elton John being fisted on a Pride float in NYC dressed as Cher.
Jun 11, 2019
RHOP Recap: Uterus Issues
I gave so little fucks that Bethenny Frankel started to look like a conservative politician in the fuck giving department.
Jun 4, 2019
Jun 4, 2019
RHOP Recap: Corona Unchained
This would've been the PERFECT time for Candiace to bring up Michael wanting to deep throat a big black cock
May 27, 2019
RHOP Recap: Squeeze And Suck
Michael Darby loves dick more than the Vanderpump Rules cast loves cocaine
May 21, 2019
RHOP Recap: Corona Cock
Michael may not be completely homosexual but there’s no doubt he would enjoy roasting on a BBC spit
May 7, 2019
RHOP Premiere Recap: Mommie Dearest
A haircut and some dick won’t change the fact that Robyn is a human yawn.
Apr 29, 2019
RHOP Season 4 Taglines Revealed!
The Real Housewives Of Potomac are back with fresh new intro shots that look like a pay rise.
Mar 19, 2019
The Real Housewives Of Potomac Season 4 Trailer Is EV-ER-Y-THING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
Feb 16, 2019
Katie Rost Scares RHOP Cast With GRAPHIC Miscarriage Photo
I have no words.
Dec 17, 2018
Every Real Housewives Newbie of 2018, Ranked!
By nature, I can never be bothered meeting new Housewives and this year's options made it a whole lot harder.
Aug 21, 2018
RHOP Reunion Recap: Black Santa
Fresh from her dramatic walk-off, Karen returned to the stage to continue hashing out the drama. Walk-offs are the worst. Nothing really...
Aug 14, 2018
RHOP Reunion Recap: Pageant Patties
These Maryland cherry blossoms obviously came into the reunion with their rehearsed shade in their pockets and insults ready because they...
