Apr 30, 2019
Vanderpump Rules: Season 7 Cast Ranked!
Check out our ranking of each cast member's contribution, not likeability, on the show this season.
Apr 25, 2019
Jax Taylor Blames Editing For Looking Like An Asshole
Blaming editing for you acting like an asshole is like a beauty queen blaming air for making her fat.
Apr 24, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Tampa Taylor
Fuck British humour, if you’re a cunt, you’re a cunt and it doesn’t matter if you sound like Harry Potter or not.
Apr 4, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Tequila, Tantrums & Titties
The SURvers all took a trip south of the border to cut out the middle man and treat their severe cocaine addictions.
Mar 27, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: BotTom
TomTom is finally open and we can all take a sigh of relief.
Feb 20, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Spaghetti Falling
James Kennedy and his twink brother have definitely played with each other’s pickles.
Feb 6, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It's About TomTom
As I previously stated TomTom looks like the inside of a gay clock.
Jan 30, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Marina Del Gay
The only airtime Scheana Marie Shay has been given all season was for her cringeworthy Bachelor date and having a competing fake orgasm...
Jan 23, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Thirst Card
There have been many outrageous events to transpire in Lisa Vanderpump's Sexy Unique Restaurant. From Jax and Laura Leigh fucking in the...
Jan 17, 2019
Shade of the Week: Brittany Cartwright
I was a Brittany fan but it's getting hard these days.
Jan 15, 2019
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Mother Fucker
The morning after a Vanderpump rave is always the best part of the party.
