Good Tea

What started as petty conflict, turned into an all-out war between anyone with a penis and a vagina,

It would be more disgraceful than Ramona's people skills if I didn't give my hot takes on all the juicy gossip we missed.

Thank fuck Rhylee is back.

The only person having a worse time on this boat than Abbi is Ashton's penis.

I've literally seen elementary school plays more elaborate than this "proposal."

Never trust a woman named after liquor.

Seeing a drunk person struggling to consume air is more confronting than an unsolicited dick pic.

Kevin's role on the show aside from showcasing his Prince William bald spot is obviously to fuck with Kate

The majority of the finale episode was spent with Captain Sandy criticizing Hannah's tablescapes. Yup, you read that right.