Below Deck: Season 7 Cast Ranked!
What started as petty conflict, turned into an all-out war between anyone with a penis and a vagina,
Feb 4, 2020
Good Tea 2020 Update: All The Juicy Gossip We Missed
It would be more disgraceful than Ramona's people skills if I didn't give my hot takes on all the juicy gossip we missed.
Feb 1, 2020
Aesha Scott Reveals She Had Sex With Tanner Sterback
Aesha gave him a stunning Yelp review.
Nov 15, 2019
Captain Lee Roasts Ashton Pienaar & Abbi Murphy Over Their Behavior On Below Deck
For an old man, Captain Lee knows his way around Twitter
Nov 14, 2019
Below Deck Recap: Ravine Queen
The only person having a worse time on this boat than Abbi is Ashton's penis.
Nov 12, 2019
Below Deck Recap: Texts Of Engagement
I've literally seen elementary school plays more elaborate than this "proposal."
Nov 5, 2019
Jack Stirrup Is Expecting A Baby With The Girl He Cheated On Aesha Scott With
Aesha, step away from the ledge.
Nov 4, 2019
Kate Chastain Dishes On Her Feud With Hannah Ferrier
BUT NOW SHE SAID IT.
Oct 23, 2019
Below Deck Recap: Thai Vodka
Seeing a drunk person struggling to consume air is more confronting than an unsolicited dick pic.
Oct 16, 2019
Below Deck Premiere Recap: Chef Bald Spot
Kevin's role on the show aside from showcasing his Prince William bald spot is obviously to fuck with Kate
Oct 9, 2019
Oct 5, 2019
Jack Stirrup Cheated On Aesha Scott
Men are the worst.
Oct 2, 2019
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Bye Bitches
The majority of the finale episode was spent with Captain Sandy criticizing Hannah's tablescapes. Yup, you read that right.
Oct 2, 2019
