Jul 13, 2018
Southern Charm: Season 5 Cast Ranked
This has definitely been the best season of Southern Charm to date. They got rid of the dolphin, the girls united as the Pussy Power...
Jul 12, 2018
Shade of the Week: Austen Kroll
I like Austen, but it's been a slow week and I need someone to shade!
Jul 9, 2018
Austen Kroll Allegedly Caught Having Threesome By Girlfriend
This is bad porn acting at best.
Jun 29, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Marco Polo
Out of all the crazy, disgusting, disturbing and odd things I've seen in my life, the one thing I've never been more shocked and appalled...
Jun 27, 2018
Austen Kroll Shades Chelsea Meissner & Exposes Victoria's Stalking Ways
Don't drink and Instagram kids!
Jun 22, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Girl Bye
The main plot point in this episode was Kathryn essentially going missing. Seeing the Pussy Power Pack worry about her was almost like...
Jun 19, 2018
Southern Charm Season 5 Reunion Tea
This reunion sounds like it will be like no other.
Jun 16, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Groundhog Day
Kathryn was the original town bike of Charleston. I love her and she's the undisputed star of this southern show but nearly all the male...
Jun 9, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Stockholm Syndrome
Let's start with some good news. Cameran finally had her baby after not being excited about her pregnancy all season long. I should...
Jun 1, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: The Trashley Show
I thought Trashley was a clingy, unlikeable, annoying, self-absorbed, dumb bitch last week, but holy fucking shit, after tonight's...
May 26, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Mini Melania
For this year's trip, the gang decided to travel to Hilton Head which sounds like where the Housewives would go on one of their...
May 18, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Creepy Cunt Club
For the majority of these recaps I've focused on the girl's Pussy Power Pack so it's only fair I divert my attention to The Creepy Cunt...
May 12, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Shepnanigans
While most of the Charmer's have mailbox money and others spend their day riding along cobble-street roads trying to induce labour, a...
May 5, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: Californian Drought
After Ronnie Ortiz-Magro delivered us the first half of The Night Of Two Assholes, the second part was brought to us by Thomas Ravenel...
Apr 28, 2018
Southern Charm Recap: The New Kathryn
Does anyone else remember when this show used to have a flashy theme song at the start? Four episodes in, I finally realised that the...
