



Jun 26, 2019


RHOP Recap: Taste The Rainbow
The only thing more gay than Michael Darby would be Elton John being fisted on a Pride float in NYC dressed as Cher.
Jun 19, 2019


RHOP Recap: Uterus Issues
I gave so little fucks that Bethenny Frankel started to look like a conservative politician in the fuck giving department.
Jun 11, 2019


Jun 4, 2019


RHOP Recap: Corona Unchained
This would've been the PERFECT time for Candiace to bring up Michael wanting to deep throat a big black cock
Jun 4, 2019


RHOP Recap: Squeeze And Suck
Michael Darby loves dick more than the Vanderpump Rules cast loves cocaine
May 27, 2019


RHOP Recap: Corona Cock
Michael may not be completely homosexual but there’s no doubt he would enjoy roasting on a BBC spit
May 21, 2019


RHOP Premiere Recap: Mommie Dearest
A haircut and some dick won’t change the fact that Robyn is a human yawn.
May 7, 2019


RHOP Season 4 Taglines Revealed!
The Real Housewives Of Potomac are back with fresh new intro shots that look like a pay rise.
Apr 29, 2019


The Real Housewives Of Potomac Season 4 Trailer Is EV-ER-Y-THING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
Mar 19, 2019




Michael Darby Charged With Sexually Assaulting RHOP Cameraman
Is Ashley still going to tell us this man isn’t gay?
Sep 29, 2018


RHOP Reunion Recap: Black Santa
Fresh from her dramatic walk-off, Karen returned to the stage to continue hashing out the drama. Walk-offs are the worst. Nothing really...
Aug 21, 2018


RHOP Reunion Recap: Pageant Patties
These Maryland cherry blossoms obviously came into the reunion with their rehearsed shade in their pockets and insults ready because they...
Aug 14, 2018