Good Tea

The OC is officially back on the map.

LeeAnne's confrontational suicide talk killed the mood faster than Ted Bundy can kill a slutty college girl.

Kelly hitting Shannon in the head with a mallet and sending her to hospital was pure comedy and both women deserve an Emmy for their work.

Literally nothing happened in this episode. Nothing.

The only difference is Candiace came out of a vagina to get her money and Ashley has to let someone go in to get hers.

If D'Andra really wanted a roast, she should've just invited her mother to lunch

Vicki saying she doesn't like conflict is like Charlie Sheen saying he doesn't like doing blow from a hooker's tits.

Anastasia is a lazy, fake, entitled cunt.

No one on this show has a fashion sense that didn't expire in 2008 and it is a cornerstone of the series.

Pot, meet kettle.

This our second episode in a row without Vicki Gunvalson and I don’t miss her at all.

Can we cancel Anastasia?

The producers really just watched Gizelle go on a wild goose chase when they knew were Katie was.

We have seen many "gates" over the years on Bravo shows but this one definitely takes the cake.

This entire Train Gate situation feels dirtier than a prostitutes vagina.