Good Tea

Someone tell me how NeNe Leakes is still holding a peach?

The breakdown of the Witches of WeHo is sad to watch but Katie Maloney is also an insufferable asshole.

Thank fuck this season is over.

Bravo can't take these bitches anywhere.

Thank fuck Rhylee is back.

What happened to that spiritual journey, NeNe?

Eating food from the side of the street that's been sitting in the sun all day is just asking for diarrhea.

Melissa Gorga not wanting her cast members to fight at her party is like going to the zoo and trying not to see a monkey.

We've never seen a Housewife celebrate the retirement of her uterus, so this was officially a first for the franchise.

This is called blue balling editing, they get us all worked up but stop right as we're about to cum.

Reality television is full of broken, evil people, however, nobody compares to Danielle Staub.

Tamra's bitchy sit down with Shannon at the end of the episode was some of her best work.

The only person having a worse time on this boat than Abbi is Ashton's penis.

How the fuck does Eva still have a peach?

Accountability is a more foreign concept to Teresa than the English language