Good Tea

It's always weird watching a reunion after a Housewife announces they won't be back.

Beverly Hills hasn't felt this fresh in years.

We are 16 episodes into this season and I am still ride or die #TeamKristen.

Blackout is not only the name of my favorite Britney album, but it’s also what happened to Sonja during this week’s episode.

Beverly Hills is back and so am I.

I am in such a cunty/ shit-talking mood, which is quietly frankly, the only mood to be in when writing a Housewives recap.

I’ve already got more than enough snarky opinions about the crew so let’s go down the line...

I didn't know we were living in an alternate universe where Jax and Brittany are the first people to ever get married.

Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.

Reza needs to redirect his anger away from this messy queen and onto his nympho husband.

This NeNe/Cynthia sit down is more overdue than a pregnant woman's period.

The Jersey Shore is America’s cesspit where fake tan, hairspray, and inflated Italian egos go to die.

How is Ariana begging for her job back, while Jax is still fake working there?

I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?

Words can’t describe how happy I am that the Shahs are back after over a year without them on my Bravo screen.