Aug 31
RHOC Recap: Hum and Blow
Tamra Judge should be receiving a producer credit at this point in the franchise.
Aug 10
RHOC Recap: Two Drink Maximum
Orange County is officially back and it would be a sin if Good Tea with Sam wasn't covering this blockbuster season.
Feb 12, 2023
Vanderpump Rules Premiere Recap: The Breakup Bunch
After a miserable 12 years together, Katie finally decided to pull the plug on her black hole of a marriage.
Feb 11, 2023
RHONJ Premiere Recap: Raw As A Cucumber
Jersey is back and while it hasn't been my favourite franchise in recent years, this season shows promise. The show's main storyline is...
May 17, 2022
RHOA Recap: Shade Party
Everyone who's complaining about this season being boring can go fuck themselves because this episode was incredible.
May 13, 2022
RHOBH Premiere Recap: Dorit Drama
Beverly Hills is finally back and I couldn't be happier. If you asked me a few years ago about RHOBH premiering I would have rolled my...
May 10, 2022
RHOA Recap: Drop It Like Drew
Ralph Pittman Jr. is the fucking worst. Well, not the worst because there's a long list of House Husbands past and present who suck more...
May 4, 2022
RHOA Premiere Recap: Back To Basics
In recent years Bravo’s casting department have made more mistakes than Lindsay Lohan but they finally got it right.
Apr 16, 2022
The Kardashians Premiere Recap: Sex Tape 2.0
The first episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians infamously revolved around Kim's sex tape and now 15 years later their new reality show
Dec 3, 2021
RHOC Premiere Recap: Raise Your Champs
After five long years of bad cast shakeups, boring newbies and a shit tonne of fake designer clothes, Heather “Fancy Pants” Dubrow is...
Jan 9, 2021
Southern Charm Recap: Shut The Fuck Up
I just wanted everyone to shut the fuck up so I could make some bacon, put on an eye mask, and watch a vintage Vanderpump Rules marathon.
Jan 8, 2021
RHOSLC Recap: Golf Rage
Jen Shah may be doing the most for the Bravo cameras, but at least she's giving us the craziness all Bravoholics are addicted to.
Jan 8, 2021
RHOC Recap: CultVid-19
Elizabeth Vargas revealing she was raised in a cult is literally the serve of the century.
Jan 7, 2021
RHOD Premiere Recap: COVID Controversy
The thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.
Jan 5, 2021
RHOA Recap: Fourth Wall Down
Everybody welcome back to Good Tea's first recap of 2021 and the first piece of writing I've published in about three months.
