

Shade of the Week: Tristan Thompson & Jordyn Woods
I’m still in a “what the fuck” shook mode. After Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian while she was pregnant, instead...
Feb 21, 2019


Shade of the Week: Gina Kirschenheiter
This is probably going to be the best day of Gina’s life because I don’t think anyone’s given her the amount of attention I’m about to.
Feb 14, 2019


Shade of the Week: Kristen Doute
No one has brought more to this show than Kristen Doute.
Feb 7, 2019


Shade of the Week: Andy Cohen's Baby Shower
It's like being at Disneyland and seeing the princesses interact but with cocktails, twerking and a fuck tonne of divorces between them.
Jan 31, 2019




Shade of the Week: Brittany Cartwright
I was a Brittany fan but it's getting hard these days.
Jan 17, 2019




Shade of the Week: Danielle Staub's Wedding
Due to me taking a New Years vacation I wasn’t able to recap this week’s RHOA or RHONJ, which kind of explains why I’ve somewhat fallen...
Jan 3, 2019


Shade of the YEAR: Tristan Thompson
In honour of the last Wednesday of 2018 and the news week being slower than a Housewife in a wheelchair, I decided to dedicate 2018's...
Dec 27, 2018


Shade of the Week: JWOWW & Roger Mathews
One of my pet peeves is seeing genuinely good marriages, families or friendships be destroyed by reality TV in the public eye.
Dec 20, 2018


Shade of the Week: Jim Marchese
I don't want to give any more press to this four-eyed pig but it's been a slow week and there's no one else I'd rather shade than that...
Dec 13, 2018


Shade of the Week: Thank U, Next
Thank U, Next is literally the biggest song in the world right now, the number one video trending on YouTube and the only thing anyone...
Dec 6, 2018


Shade of the Week: Eva Marcille
Bravo is trying to make Eva Marcille happen and like fetch, it's never going to happen.
Nov 29, 2018


Shade of the Week: Sex And The City 3
This is the most dramatic movie that was never made.
Nov 22, 2018

