

Shade of the Week: Ronnie Ortiz-Magro & Jen Harley
I hate everything about this situation and it’s too gross to even warrant a reality TV storyline.
Oct 17, 2019




Shade of the Week: D'Andra Simmons
Dallas' most annoying trust fund baby is the fucking worst.
Sep 19, 2019


Shade of the Week: Teddi Mellencamp
Whose idea was it to put this woman on reality TV?
Sep 12, 2019



Shade of the Week: Below Deck Mediterranean
Initially I wanted to shade Chef "I Love Putin" Mila, however, she's not important enough to devote an entire article to.
Jun 13, 2019


Shade of the Week: Countess Luann
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cuntess has arrived.
Jun 6, 2019


Shade of the Week: Mexican Dynasties
Bravo’s latest masterpiece Mexican Dynasties is literally cocaine laced with wealth and absurdity.
May 30, 2019

Shade of the Week: Lisa Vanderpump
I plan on enjoying our sabbatical from Pomeranians, British humour and her saggy 75-year-old tits
May 2, 2019


Shade of the Week: RHOA Season 11 Finale
Yes, my Atlanta recaps usually drop Monday morning for everyone to feast their eyes on, however, this week’s finale was the iconic...
Apr 4, 2019


Shade of the Week: Southern Charm
The sun is shining on a new era for Southern Charm and Kathryn Dennis is at the head of this maiden voyage.
Mar 28, 2019


Shade of the Week: College Cheating Scandal
Although money can’t buy you class, it can buy your children a college education.
Mar 21, 2019


Shade of the Week: Married To Medicine LA
The hallmark of a great reality show is when they start spinning the formula off into different cities
Mar 15, 2019


Shade of the Week: Summer House
I've never been a huge fan of Summer House and now I know why.
Mar 7, 2019

