This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.

This season will be remembered for Hannah being fired and leaving us with a group of people who have the combined personality of an ingrown.

Another episode of Below Deck Med means another episode of Jess and her uncontrollable insecurity running rampant aboard The Wellington.

Every week I feel like I write the same recap of this show.

This wasn't the most exciting episode of television I've ever watched, but it still had enough for me to talk shit about.

This is literally the most boring collection of people I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.

I’ve already got more than enough snarky opinions about the crew so let’s go down the line...

Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.

I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?