Feb 5, 2023
Captain Sandy Says Captain Lee's "Not Acting His Age" Amid Feud
These two are acting like Housewives, not Captains!
Oct 14, 2020
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator Fart
This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.
Oct 13, 2020
Below Deck Mediterranean: Season 5 Cast Ranked!
This season will be remembered for Hannah being fired and leaving us with a group of people who have the combined personality of an ingrown.
Oct 7, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Butt Gate
Another episode of Below Deck Med means another episode of Jess and her uncontrollable insecurity running rampant aboard The Wellington.
Sep 30, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Britney Dirty
Every week I feel like I write the same recap of this show.
Sep 24, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Seafood Sham
This wasn't the most exciting episode of television I've ever watched, but it still had enough for me to talk shit about.
Sep 23, 2020
Sep 17, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Budget Gordon Ramsay
This is literally the most boring collection of people I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.
Feb 23, 2020
Andy Cohen Responds To Backlash From Below Deck Reunion & Explains Why He Didn’t Go Harder On Th
Big Daddy is clapping back!
Feb 20, 2020
Shade of the Week: Below Deck Sailing Yacht
I’ve already got more than enough snarky opinions about the crew so let’s go down the line...
Feb 19, 2020
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Thank Ü, Next
Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.
Feb 18, 2020
Kate Chastain Leaving Below Deck After Six Seasons
How could Kate do this to us? Question mark.
Feb 12, 2020
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Interior Code
I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?
